What Magnus Said...

Brain burp:

Gina: M-a-g-n-u-s.. that spells...

Magnus: Foot!! 

The doorbell rings, and Kendrick answers:

Gina: Who's at the door, Magnus?

Magnus: It the Pizza Uncle!

Likes to bug Grandma:
Grandma: (to Kendrick) You have to say a number, or what?
Magnus: What!
(this happens EVERY time he hears her say "… or what?")

Likes to show Grandma:

Grandma: <lecturing> If you don't eat all your food, Grandma is waiting to eat it.  That's why you have to… 

Magnus: <scarfs down three big pieces of potato>

Grandma: Oh wait!!  What are you doing!??!  That's too much!!

Magnus: <giggle>

Discovering scatological jokes?
Magnus: B-O-D-Y that spells body!
Gina: That's right!
Magnus: B-O-D-Y that spells potty!
Gina: Noooooooo, it doesn't spell potty!
Magnus: <giggle>

Enjoying the shock factor:
Magnus: <Reaches between his toes, picks out a piece of rice, and puts it in his mouth>
Grandma: <exclaims>
Housekeeper: <exclaims>
Magnus: <giggle>

Does A follow B?
Gina: Sorry Magnus, you can't eat mango right now because you might be allergic.
Magnus: <pause> The mango has nuts!

Learning to express his emotions:
Magnus: NOOO!!!!
Gina: What's the matter, Magnus?
Magnus: WANT TO YELL AT PEOPLE!!!!

Can't bear to stop playing hide-and-seek with Daddy
Kendrick: Magnus, do you have to pee?
Magnus: <clutching weewee> No! No! No!