What Magnus Said...

Doesn't want to take a shower:

Gina: And now it's time to....

Magnus: Run away!!  <runs away>

Watching claymation video of rocket blasting off

Magnus: Mm mm mm.. popcorn!

Learning from Sesame Street… sort of:

Elmo: (singing) J - j - j - j … JACKET!

Magnus: (singing) D - d - d - d … DACKET!

Doing a voiceover on Pingu:

Penguin Doctor: (opens her doctor bag)

Magnus: Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd...

Penguin Doctor: (Puts on her stethescope)

Magnus: Be a doctor!

Kendrick the line-crossing daddy:

Kendrick: Hi Magis!

Magnus: It not Magis, it Magnut!

Kendrick: Magnoos?  Magit?  Magis? (etc)

Magnus: No!  No!  No! (etc)

Kendrick: Are you sure it's not Maaaaaggnooooooos?

Magnus: (loses it) NO!  IT NOT MAGNOOS IT MAGNUT!

Mother's day card:

Gina: (points to the red heart on the card) What's that Magnus?

Magnus: A heart!  Just like Angry Birds!

(Angry birds seasons)

After singing BINGO:

Gina: If you had a doggie what would you name him?

Magnus: Maya!

Gina: Really?  Wouldn't Bingo be a better name for a dog?

Magnus: No, Maya!

(Possibly he thought I was asking him to choose between Maya and a dog… let's give him the benefit of the doubt!)

A conversation that happens dozens of times each day:

Magnus: 'scuse Me!

Gina: What happened?

Magnus: Farted!