Mama's boy:
Magnus: Mommy, you're my big big girl
Misheard:
Magnus: Mommy there's a body on that boat!
Gina: Ummm.. what's it doing?
Magnus: Singing!
Gina: Oh yes, the birdie is singing...
Horsing around with Daddy:
Kendrick: I like… carrots
Magnus: Me too..
Kendrick: I like… broccoli..
Magnus: Me too..
Kendrick: I like.. bacon…
Magnus: Me too..
Kendrick: I like.. Maya
Magnus: <shakes head>
Kendrick: No? You don't like Maya?
Magnus: No, Maya is not yummy!
Kendrick: I like… green peas..
Magnus: Not me…
Kendrick: I like… french fries
Magnus: Me too…
etc, etc…
Magnus: Now say celery!
I like… celery
Magnus: Not me…
Tit for Tat:
Vanessa: MAGNUS, what's going on?
Vanessa: MAGNUS, what's going on?
Magnus: Stop saying that!
Vanessa: Stop saying that!
Magnus: VANESSA, what's going on?
Trying to get Magnus to sleep but then...
Gina: Uh-oh, Maya is crying!
Magnus: <gently> Mommy.. let her cry…
What else would he have to pick up?
Kendrick: I have to go pick up my suit tonight
Magnus: Mommy, Daddy has to pick up his soup!
Kendrick takes Magnus to the potty:
Kendrick: Is it pee or poo?
Magnus: Pee and poo! I'm holding my bum and my weewee!
Wearing his new Timex watch:
Gina: It's time to wash hands!
Magnus: Mommy I can only wash one hand.
Positive reinforcement (because he wants to press G and B1 on the elevator and he can't reach anything else):
Magnus: Mommy, I like it when you press number 2!
Fun with me:
Kendrick: Magnus, do you want to do something fun with Daddy?
Magnus: No….
Kendrick: Really? You don't want to go to the balloon store?
Magnus: Oh!!! <scrambles to his feet> Come with ME!!!
Kendrick: You mean come with me, right?
Predator and prey:
Kendrick: <munching sounds>
Magnus: No Daddy, I'm not delicious, I smell delicious!
Truly excited to share:
Magnus: Mommy come and see what I made!!
Gina: What did you make?
Magnus: A big MESS!
Snarky:
Gina: OK Magnus, five minutes is up, let's go brush your teeth.
Magnus: No Mommy, five minutes is down!
Surprisingly not snarky in the delivery:
Gina: Eat your spoon!
Magnus: Mommy, did you mean spoonful?
Brain fart:
Kendrick: Apple pie with ice cream is also called Apple….
Magnus: Jumeirah?
It's amazing he never complained:
Gina: Don't fall into the potty, ok?
Magnus: Yeah, I will flush away.
Pattern recognition:
Gina: Good night Magnus <last name>
Magnus: Good night Mommy <maiden name>
Pop culture influences:
Gina: (to Kendrick) Is <your coworker> Korean?
Magnus: Korean I dunno!
Gina: Magnus… who says that?
Magnus: Oppie Ganna Star!
Our housekeeper was cooking dinner:
Magnus: Mommy, my nose smells like fish!!