Saturday, October 13, 2012

What Magnus Said...

These days, it's hard to do justice to what Magnus says, since the funniest part of what he says tends to be in his intonation or facial expression.   Nevertheless, we can still enjoy the transcript:


He's been making the same mistake since August...
Gina: Spell it with me!
Magnus: P-E-N-G-U-I-N-S... exclamation book!
Gina: You mean exclamation mark.


Smart alec:
Magnus: Gong gong you cannot talk with food in your mouth!


Apparently not business minded:
Magnus: Honk! Honk! Delivery for Gong Gong!
Magnus: Here you go, Gong Gong, here's a coin too
Gina: That's not how it works, Magnus.
Magnus: That's how it works!


Beyond skeptical:
Gina: You cannot cross the street all by yourself Magnus, because a car might hit you.  It's dangerous!
Magnus: It not dangerous Mommy
Gina: Yes it is
Magnus: No, it not dangerous, Mommy


Old man Magnus:
Gina: Magnus, do you like to watch Yuan Bao Bao?
Magnus: Yeah, and I watched Yuan Bao Bao when I was young!

Over-apologetic:
Gina: Magnus, look, you spilled all your food on the floor.  Say sorry to Po po!
Magnus: Sorry Po Po!  Sorry Mommy!  Sorry Auntie Margaret!  Sorry Uncle Jenning!  Sorry Gong Gong!  Sorry Maya!


Under-apologetic:
Gina: Say sorry to Po Po
Magnus: I already did.


Fashion sense?
Gina: Who's getting married in Florida, Magnus?
Magnus: Auntie Tristany!  To Uncle Alex!
Gina: And what are you wearing to the wedding?
Magnus: A queen!
Gina: Actually, you're going to be wearing a kilt, just like uncle Alex.  Uncle Alex wants you to wear the same thing he is wearing.  OK?
Magnus: Yeah!


Gong gong and Magnus come back from Walmart (with a McDonald's in it)
Gong gong: He kept looking for M-A-C...
Magnus: Mommy I couldn't find Old Macdonalds!!


Magnus demonstrates the digestive system:


Who taught him astronomy?
Storyteller: Do you what this is called?
Magnus: A telescope
Storyteller: That's right!  A telescope!


Sometimes the grandparents say funny things too:

Grandma: Magnus where are you? Here I come, whether you like it or not!

Gong gong: Jenning! Take your finger out of your mouth!
Gina: You mean, Magnus, not Jenning, right?


 

1 comment:

  1. I will presumed its his uncle Reg,because he got one in his house right?

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