What Magnus Said...

Dubious grasp of anatomy:

Gina: <changing Maya's diaper> Magnus, does Maya have a weewee?

Magnus: No, because Maya is small! When Maya is bigger, she will have a weewee, just like Magnus!

Intolerance:

Popo: <asks Magnus something in Mandarin>
Magnus: No Popo, I don't wan't you to talk anymore!

Know it all:

Magnus: After you burp you have to say scuse me!

Gina: That's right! Who burped?

Magnus: Gong gong!

After a minor spill:

Magnus: <sob> ... and then magnus fell down and he skated....and magnus hurt magnus' pants!!! <sob>

Gina: Oh you fell down and you slid, and then you hurt your leg here where your pants are?

Magnus: Yeeeeeeeah!!! <sob>

Magnus tries to tempt Maya with his sippy cup:

Magnus: Maaaaaayyyyyaaaaa, do you want some milk? No you can't because you are laughing too much!!

Magnus: Maaaaaayyyyyaaaaa, do you want some milk? No you can't because you are too small!!!

Magnus stubbornly refuses Gong gong's help, and falls on his bum:

Magnus: ...and Magnus tried to get Magnus' scooter and Magnus fell down!

Gina: And what did Gong gong say?

Magnus: Mo Gwai Yong!

Advantage: seniors

Magnus: Maya don't like new people!

Gina: Actually, what I said was that Maya is afraid of new people

Magnus: Yeah, Maya don't like new people! Maya only like old people!!!

 

 

Gina: How did you kiss Maya?  Show me.

Magnus: Like that, Mmmmmm <kisses Maya on the lips> Eew Maya, gross, again! <wipes her mouth with a tissue>